Thursday, November 13, 2008

Animal HOROscope

Sth to share... (taken frm a taiwan webbie) =p
Mine English translation (for our non-chinese friends... haha):

*如果您還自以為是星座專家而沾沾自喜,那你就太落伍了。因為現在最勁爆的話題是根據塔羅牌及靈數推算所得的動物占卜法,它不僅簡單易懂,還很神準喔!計算方式:將出生的月份和日期相加,就可以算出自己所屬的動物。

例如:10月28日 28+10=38 3+8=11 1+1=2 

得到的數字為2動物數字對照表:1=馬 (Horse) 2=象 (Elephant) 3=獅子 (lion) 4=豹 (leopard) 5=虎 (tiger) 6=猴子 (Monkey) 7=羊 (goat) 8=熊 (bear) 9=鹿 (deer)


☆馬:崇尚自由,討厭束縛,喜歡成為眾所矚目的焦點,就連談戀愛也不例外,因此極少主動出擊,不過示愛的方式是熱情大方的,不會有太多保留。基本上是個愛恨分明,想法直接、性格直率的人,使得自己的效遊廣闊。情緒的起伏也很大,高興的時候極端亢奮,低落的時候又相當沮喪,給人一種善變和不知如何收斂節印象。閃電結婚或密集短打式的戀愛是較常發生的情形。 
☆ Horse: Adore and love freedom. Hate restriction. love to be under the limelight, and that include your relationship with others! Waited to be approached by others, but when comes to relationship, tend to be generous and enthu without any doubts and suspicion. Dealing with relationship, you ur clear and understand of your goals. A stright-forward person that makes you having abundant friends. However, easily getting emotional when coming to ups and downs, happy times will appear to be striving, down times will turn depressed and sad, giving others a picture of fickle-mindedness and helplessness. Shot-gun marriage or short yet deep courting are a common sight.


☆象:穩重老成是最大的性格特質,對於愛情的態度也顯得敦厚忠誠。儘管對於喜歡的人經常採取被動和有所保留的方式,但是一旦對方示愛,就會坦然接受,並且默默付出所有。對於所愛的人採取信任的態度,對感情的期望也較落實,如果是女性,適合找尋年紀較自己大些的成熟男子;以男性而言,則是期待婚姻能成為生命重心的老實男人。 
☆Elephant: Honesty and dignity are your greatest plus point in terms of your character! Coming to r/s, your attitude tend to be sincere and honest. Irregardless of you often seems reserved and shy when courting the other party, when time comes, you will accept and always show concern and help irregardless of what the other party thinks. looking at your attitude when comes to love and r/s, your expectation are more likely to subside. For gals, more suitable to found someone mature and older.


☆獅:開朗、大方,但自尊心強,對感情抱持寧缺勿濫的態度。對於另一半的修養及人品操守相當堅持,極少為了感情而委屈自己。示愛的方式有時有點任性,但自信和獨斷正是吸引異性的一大魅力所在。對於感情懂得認真經營,而且注重理性溝通,不過因相當在乎自己在他人心中的看法,因此很容易在感情上給自己壓力。 
☆Lion: Cheerful, generous but having VERY high dignity. In terms of r/s, you are demanding, particular and firm especially to your the other half. You have your own way of handling r/s and will not oneself to suffer in r/s. Your method of proposal to the other party often consist of some degree of childishness, however your confidence and independence are traits that attract people ard u. Need to maintain your r/s seriously especially when comes to communication. One who place deep concern how people sees you and hence, easily end up giving yourself pressure in r/s


☆豹:反應敏捷,情緒及思惟都相當敏銳,善於觀察和反應,在人際關係上極少吃虧。本性中有用情不專的隱憂,這倒不是因多情所致,而是天生懂得施展魅力,大享齊人之福。如果是女性,則相當重視外表,很會打理門面,因此總以最光鮮亮麗的一面示人。男性的話,口才不差,對於駕馭異性很有一套,且善於把握機會,懂得何時該守、何時應退。
☆ Leopard: Quick-witted, Sensitive and sharp towards others feeling. Having Gd Observation, giving you an edge above other when managing relationship with others. Your fickle-mindedness will lead you to possible unfaithfulness and relationship might not last. A natural born attractive person who enjoys luck. For gals, you are some1 who cares a big deal on ur exterior appearance, often wish and even want to let others see the most beautiful side of you. For guys, speaks well and when handling girls, you will always have your own method. "hold and release style"



☆虎:腳踏實地,成天忙不停是生活寫照。這種人即使不結婚戀愛,也不會覺得寂寞。才華洋溢又腳踏實地,對於愛情的態度是正面且積極。如果是女性,就有可能和比自己年紀小的男性談戀愛,強調互信和公平的感情關係,一旦心動就能馬上進入狀況。 
☆ Tiger: Down-to-earth. Everyday busy with work and making money. People under this category will not feel lonely or saddened even when they are single or not married. A down-to-earth and multi-talented person. Coming to r/s, always uphold honesty and having positive attitude. For gals, can consider hanging with someone younger than you.



ME

☆猴:天生的直腸子,不喜歡隱瞞和欺騙。為人開朗有幽默感,朋友自然不在少數。好奇心和上進心都強,對於感情對象也自有一套標準。由於個性天真活潑,很少對他人的一切存疑,因此應小心在感情上受騙上當,或是過於相信情人的承諾。缺乏愛情的危機意識,則是另一個隱憂。 
☆ Monkey: Natural born stright-talker. Dislike and hate dishonest and discreet stuffs. A humourous and cheerful person with many friends. Your curiousity and engerness to learn and improve are very strong. natutrally in r/s, your view of the other half will have to met a particular standard of your expectation. Seldom doubt people hence, this forms your weakness. Tend to be get hurt easily when comes to r/s due to your lack of knowledge of the dangers in r/s.



☆羊:誠實為上策,是這種人奉行的基本原則,只要不說謊,一切都好商量。對於口才佳又長袖善舞的對象,容易心存不安,因此傾向喜歡個性忠厚老實的情人。但因害怕孤獨,也沒有太強的自信心,因此更加注重與人相處時的和氣之道。個性冷靜成熟但依賴性強,對於改變也相當抗拒,情變將是最大打擊。 
☆ Sheep: Honesty comes first is your top priority. As long as there is no lies, everyth is fine. when knowing the other half who is more experience, playboy-type, tend to be very nervous and uncertain. Tend to love down-to-earth lover. Dislike loneliness and do not have high confidence in urself. Hence, often takes into how you manage r/s with your friends and lover. A calm, mature yet not independent person. you are very much Resistance towards change and change of feelings in your other half will be the one of your biggest trauma.



☆熊:隨和有彈性,為人兼遜幽默,異性緣相當好,因此桃花不斷。善於計算,頭腦清楚,但為人很熱心。不過由於發情容,很快就會掉入戀愛的感覺,所以應小心捲入他人的感情或多角戀情的危機,免得徒生煩惱。記得把持感情原則,凡是多以理性駕馭情感,才能擁有優質戀愛。 
☆Bear: Carefree, friendly and humourous. You are very popular with opposite sexes, a lot of unwanted bees will stick to you. A very Calculative and very helpful person. Because of your friendliness, tend to be lovesick easily. Must be careful of being a 3rd party in r/s and often having to face the danger of "one leg step 2 boat" scenerio. Must be clear what you want and who you love in order to have an lasting r/s.



☆鹿:戒心強,因此不會輕易相信他人。又因個性單純,心地善良,通常社交圈都不大,因此戀愛對象很可能都是周遭的朋友。這樣的人在面對異性時,容易害羞或不知所措,不過一旦戀愛,就會小心呵護情人,對愛情完全效忠。喜歡有領統御能力的對象,相親比較容易獲得幸福。
☆ Deer: Having Strong self-defense, hence cultivate into a habit of not believing in people easily. Often because of your innocence and kind character, social circle are not big. Hence, your the other half might be inside one of your social cycle. This type of people tend to shy and not knowing what to do when facing opposite sex. BUT, when falls in love, you are one who will love your the other half and keep loyal in ur r/s.


UGHS. S.H.I.T. Enuff of translation!

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